Mews Letter

A Luxury Country Hotel For Cats

THE GARDEN MEWS

A Touch of Luxury in the Country

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Welcome to The Garden Mews cat hotel. We shall do our utmost to ensure that you enjoy your holiday here. If there is any way we can make your stay more comfortable, please let us know. Purring will be accepted as an indication that everything is in order.

Visiting Hours

9.00am - 10.00am daily (except Sundays) & 4.00pm - 6.00pm daily.
All cats are expected to groom themselves properly & be on their best behaviour.

This Week's Events

Sunday          AM  Church Service, all welcome. Please don't worry if you're not CATholic.

                     PM  "Dick Whittington & his..." - audition NOW for a leading role.

Monday          AM  Computer Class. Please bring your own mouse.

                     PM  Treasure Hunt: Can you find all the spiders we've hidden in the cattery garden?

Tuesday         AM  "Catch of the Day" Fishing Competition at the Pond. Eat all you can catch.

                            NB: We don't want any accidents - kittens must be supervised at all times.

                     PM  Lecture: How to distinguish between a blackbird & a woodpigeon, by taste.

Wednesday    AM  "A Puss in Boots" Retail therapy brought to you by a famous High St store.

                     PM  Fancy Dress Party: This week's theme is Chinese (free entry to Siamese Cats),

                           followed by our theme meal: Chicken & Flied Mice.

Thursday        AM  "Improve your Technique" Moth & Butterfly catching for beginners.

                     PM  Quiz Night: How purrr-fect is your general knowledge?

Friday            AM  "Briton's got Talons" - The latest in our search for the best entertainer.

                     PM  Friday Nite Disco for Kool Kats.

Saturday        AM  "Making-Do with a Lick & a Promise" Our ever popular grooming course.

                     PM  "Fur is Furever" - Join our CATwalk for a special fashion parade.

We have a strict conduct policy and we shall not tolerate swearing or assaults on staff.